If you want to be a narrator...

THEN NARRATE THIS (WHIPS OUT INTRO):

"These are dark times.
There are no wars, no ancient evils, no maniacs...
But this are still dark times
For that both the pillars that sustain the life of the righteous
are corrupted, depravated, and sold out.
And when the righteous fall from their thrones,
War, an ancient evil, started by maniacs, shall arise from their fallen bodies.
Entertainment, and with it, Happyness, are now nothing but a product to be sold.
Bland, repetitive, expensive, ugly, effortless... Souless...

And the corrupt and the greedy shall dance upon the bodies of the fallen.
And Man will applaud, cheer, and ask for more.

And only Dark, will remain.
But this time shall not come

for a hero shall rise...
To save Vidya, and the Internet"